Groundrules

The world is full of ridiculous. This will not stand. Chippy is here and he's armed to take on whatever bullshit comes his way. Oh yeah, and this isn't for kids and not necessarily always safe for work, so there, you're warned.

What? Did you already let your kids see the word "bullshit"? Guess what? They already know it, or worse. So what? See? They're still alive. We worry about the wrong things: you don't want your kids to swear or see anything sexual on TV, but you'd let 'em read the Bible with all its incest and rape and genocide that's fully endorsed by the high and mighty, so even if they hadn't seen the word "bullshit" before they peeked at this over your shoulder, they already know the concept.

Oh, was that terrible and sacrilegious of Chippy? Meh. Animals ain't gonna be judged, so suck it.